Are we in a gay sports bar?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
