hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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