Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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