My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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