Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I want to fling myself into the sun
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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