I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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