I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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