But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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