Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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