Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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