She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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