booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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