so that wasnt chicken after all
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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