im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize