Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
are you so shy because you have an std?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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