He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
