Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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