Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You are the jesus of drinking
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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