I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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