We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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