i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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