she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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