my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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