Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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