its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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