I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
bring money and cleavage
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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