I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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