Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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