My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
