Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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