Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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