U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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