And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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