That's intense
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Randomize
