problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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