hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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