youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We need to get me chipped asap
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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