Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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