My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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