NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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