oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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