he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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