I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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