guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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