6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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