Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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