So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I feel great
I just peed on a car
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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