Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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