Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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