Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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