she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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